Can I see some ID, please?
“Seriously, how old are you really?”
Quit playin’ bitch I know you heard me the first time.
“Shut uuuuup. 50 bucks says you’re still 16.”
Easiest cash I ever made.
20th Century Fox Television
“Shave every day, dude. Your hair will grow much faster.”
Unsolicited advice for the day: check.
“You could totally be part of The Jonas Brothers or something.”