Hypothetical Tag Lines For Bernie Sanders Spray Deodorant

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants…” when you can have one! Introducing Bernie Sanders Spray Deodorant.

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants when children are hungry in this country.” At least that’s what presidential candidate Bernie Sanders told CNBC’s John Harwood.

Bernie Sanders shows off his pits to a crowd of supporters in Burlington, Vermont.

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Bernie Sanders is definitely right about one thing: we don’t need 23 underarm sprays–we need one. Introducing the only spray deodorant American needs:

Bernie Sanders is definitely right about one thing: we don't need 23 underarm sprays--we need one. Introducing the only spray deodorant American needs:

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