Warning: Language is safe for Cuban moms, but not for work. Así es.
Look, you have to EARN the privilege of leaving the house.
Do not pass go.
Your parents often use impressive mind tricks to keep from giving you any money.
And your darling mom and dad have a very unique definition of “messy.”
Tip from me to you: Your room will never be clean enough for your mom.
Your mom definitely got THAT LOOK when insisting you speak to your abuela.